Picks and Pans Review: Hunky-Dory
Cast as one of the all-time great sexist pigs in sex, lies and videotape, Gallagher still seems redeemable, maybe because of his pro-halfback body and those eyebrows—the bushiest since John L. Lewis's.
Old Mel occasionally shows an aversion to being regarded as a sex object. Until he undergoes counter-cosmetic surgery, however—and he's looking prime in Lethal Weapon 2—he'll have to put up with it.
KRIS KRISTOFFERSON He's so slimmed down in Millennium he looks almost gaunt, but Kristofferson still has that mane of beard, the love's-too-complicated-for-me attitude and his deep-down, growly, key of vitamin E voice.