1. Twain didn't sing "80's Ladies," but she looked like one in this Marc Bouwer at the Grammys in February. "Horrible," declares Pamela Dennis, objecting to "the all-over sequins" for which the last decade was famous. Pamela Keogh adds, "She looks uncomfortable." Suggests Melina Root: "Maybe a different purse."
2, At Cosmopolitan magazine's Fun, Fearless Female luncheon last winter, Twain, in Marc Bouwer, looked neither fun nor fearless. "Frumpy," says Star Wars' Trisha Biggar. "The skirt is too big," notes Pamela Dennis, while Samantha Shaw says, "The boots may be modern, but they make the suit seem heavy." Carps Melina Root: "The whole thing seems overscaled for her face and body."
3. The Marc Bouwer that Twain wore to December's Billboard Music Awards has Pamela Keogh asking, "What's with this peephole thing on the chest?" Trisha Biggar thinks the cutout adds interest to the simple sheath, but says, "It's too big." And Melina Root is distracted by "too many fabrics and too many details."
4. "This feels a little Guineverish," says 3rd Rock's Root of the Bouwer that Twain wore for her Billboard Awards performance. "She looks like she's in some medieval play," agrees Trisha Biggar. Pamela Dennis deems the outfit simply "horrendous. The hair is too long. The color is wrong. The fabric is wrong."
5. The judges were unsettled by the oddly proportioned outfit Twain chose for a New York City Christmas concert. "It makes her neck look as thick as her waist," says Trisha Biggar, while Pamela Dennis warns, "She doesn't need to chop herself off." To Samantha Shaw, the problem is the leather vest, which "should be banished to the dressing-up box."