>THE SWEETEST THING, starring Cameron Diaz
, Christina Applegate and Selma Blair, showed that gross-out sex comedies aren't just for guys. Equality like this, women don't need.
TECHNOLOGY IS SCARY but horror movies such as feardotcom and The Ring, in which victims died after viewing a Web site or a videotape, were just silly.
UNINSPIRED REMAKES included such duds as Mr. Deeds, Rollerball, The Truth About Charlie and The Four Feathers. The lesson: leave well enough alone.
TOM GREEN proved with Stealing Harvard that Freddy Got Fingered was no fluke.