updated 02/03/2003 AT 01:00 AM EST
•originally published 02/03/2003 AT 01:00 AM EST
Those Raelians are completely nuts. It's like watching an old edition of Star Trek. The idea of cloning myself isn't bad. But not with that lot.
MARIAH CAREY'S COMEBACK
Was there one? I'm not sure if anyone cares anymore. If you're going to come back, it has to be with an awesome record, like Kylie Minogue's.
THE ROYAL FAMILY'S MESSES
They're a family like any other, they make mistakes, they're human. But the royal family is what makes England special. I love it.
CHICAGO THE MOVIE
Not sure I could sit through it. Musicals bore me. On Idol, we restrict each song to a minute and a half.
THE JUSTIN-BRITNEY TO-AND-FRO
If I were him, I'd be playing the field at this point. And I don't find her sexy. Actually I find the whole thing rather dreary.
CARBS VS. PROTEINS
I don't know anything about that. All I think about is, 'Do I like the taste?'
Have you seen the way they march? They're like robots.
I don't think she can sing.
I have a lot of respect for him. He is the voice of a generation, whether you like it or not. He's very consistent and he's very smart.
I think [Trista Rehn] will be back on the singles market in a year. I met her, and I told her to give me a call when she is.