HIS EARLY YEARS
"My family was English. We were too poor to be British."
"Oscar time at my household is referred to as Passover."
"Bowling has one advantage over golf. You rarely lose a ball."
HIS TV DEBUT
"The next day 5 million television sets were sold. The people who couldn't sell theirs threw them away."
"The USO taught me to say 'Kaopectate' in seven different languages."
BEING BOB HOPE
"I wouldn't have it any other way."