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UPDATED 08/18/2003 at 01:00 AM EDT Originally published 08/18/2003 at 01:00 AM EDT

TEE SPEECH

We asked celebs to tell us what their shirts would say if they let their tees do the talking

Yes, I Do Look Smaller in Person
—RYAN SEACREST

Plays Well with Others
—USHER

I'm Still Here
—DENNIS QUAID

Dennis Miller for President
—ANGIE HARMON

I'm Single
—CRIS JUDD

Two phrases: God First. Don't Stop. It's self-explanatory.
—SEAN "P. DIDDY" COMBS

Believe in UFOs
—FRED DURST (Limpbizkit)

919. It's my Raleigh area code, to go up against Ruben's 205.
CLAY AIKEN

Hey Eddie! Someone will answer to that shirt everywhere you go.
—KEVIN JAMES

Buy My Album
—MACY GRAY

I Don't Know Where Wy and Ashley Are
Because people are always asking me.
—NAOMI JUDD

I Love My Hubby
JESSICA SIMPSON

I'm with Stupid, with an arrow pointing at me.
—GILBERT GOTTFRIED

Go for It
—SYLVESTER STALLONE

Be You
—SERENA WILLIAMS

I Love Coco. She's my 7-year-old daughter.
—DYLAN McDERMOTT

No Writing on T-Shirts
—ERIC IDLE

I'm Going to Bed
Because that's what I'd be doing when I wear it.
—KIEFER SUTHERLAND

Scott [Petersen] Did It
—JOY BEHAR (The View)

Ban Reality TV
—SANDRA BERNHARD

Chicness Is My Weakness
Whenever I go shopping, I love to say that.
TORI SPELLING

I Love SARS
—COLIN QUINN

Don't Talk to Me or I Need a Hug, depending on my mood.
—RASHIDA JONES (Boston Public)

Shut the F—-Up
—CHRIS ROCK

Girl Power
—SALLY FIELD

Martha Can Do Her Show from Prison
—DENIS LEARY

I'm with P. Diddy
It would help me get into all the really swanky clubs.
—CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER

I Am
—BRANDY

I'm a Woman. I'm Invincible. I'm Tired.
—HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE

Everything Happens for a Reason
—SHANNON ELIZABETH

I Am the Author of The Only Dictionary That Defines Me
—STAR JONES

Tastes Like Chicken
—TREY ANASTASIO(Phish)

Skateboarding Is Not a Crime
My son is a skateboarder, and the police chase him all over in New York.
—CONNIE NIELSEN

Rock On
—JENNA ELFMAN

There Is a Face Above These!
No, my T-shirt would say, The Magic Is Inside You. There Ain't No Crystal Ball.
—DOLLY PARTON

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