08/18/2003 at 01:00 AM EDT
We asked celebs to tell us what their shirts would say if they let their tees do the talking
Yes, I Do Look Smaller in Person
Plays Well with Others
I'm Still Here
Dennis Miller for President
Two phrases: God First. Don't Stop. It's self-explanatory.
—SEAN "P. DIDDY
Believe in UFOs
—FRED DURST (Limpbizkit)
919. It's my Raleigh area code, to go up against Ruben's 205.
Hey Eddie! Someone will answer to that shirt everywhere you go.
Buy My Album
I Don't Know Where Wy and Ashley Are
Because people are always asking me.
I Love My Hubby
I'm with Stupid, with an arrow pointing at me.
Go for It
I Love Coco. She's my 7-year-old daughter.
No Writing on T-Shirts
I'm Going to Bed
Because that's what I'd be doing when I wear it.
Scott [Petersen] Did It
—JOY BEHAR (The View
Ban Reality TV
Chicness Is My Weakness
Whenever I go shopping, I love to say that.
I Love SARS
Don't Talk to Me or I Need a Hug, depending on my mood.
—RASHIDA JONES (Boston Public
Shut the F—-Up
Martha Can Do Her Show from Prison
I'm with P. Diddy
It would help me get into all the really swanky clubs.
—CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
I'm a Woman. I'm Invincible. I'm Tired.
—HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE
Everything Happens for a Reason
I Am the Author of The Only Dictionary That Defines Me
Tastes Like Chicken
Skateboarding Is Not a Crime
My son is a skateboarder, and the police chase him all over in New York.
There Is a Face Above These!
No, my T-shirt would say, The Magic Is Inside You. There Ain't No Crystal Ball.
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