TEE SPEECH
We asked celebs to tell us what their shirts would say if they let their tees do the talking
Yes, I Do Look Smaller in Person
—RYAN SEACREST
Plays Well with Others
—USHER
I'm Still Here
—DENNIS QUAID
Dennis Miller for President
—ANGIE HARMON
I'm Single
—CRIS JUDD
Two phrases: God First. Don't Stop. It's self-explanatory.
—SEAN "P. DIDDY" COMBS
Believe in UFOs
—FRED DURST (Limpbizkit)
919. It's my Raleigh area code, to go up against Ruben's 205.
—CLAY AIKEN
Hey Eddie! Someone will answer to that shirt everywhere you go.
—KEVIN JAMES
Buy My Album
—MACY GRAY
I Don't Know Where Wy and Ashley Are
Because people are always asking me.
—NAOMI JUDD
I Love My Hubby
—JESSICA SIMPSON
I'm with Stupid, with an arrow pointing at me.
—GILBERT GOTTFRIED
Go for It
—SYLVESTER STALLONE
Be You
—SERENA WILLIAMS
I Love Coco. She's my 7-year-old daughter.
—DYLAN McDERMOTT
No Writing on T-Shirts
—ERIC IDLE
I'm Going to Bed
Because that's what I'd be doing when I wear it.
—KIEFER SUTHERLAND
Scott [Petersen] Did It
—JOY BEHAR (The View)
Ban Reality TV
—SANDRA BERNHARD
Chicness Is My Weakness
Whenever I go shopping, I love to say that.
—TORI SPELLING
I Love SARS
—COLIN QUINN
Don't Talk to Me or I Need a Hug, depending on my mood.
—RASHIDA JONES (Boston Public)
Shut the F—-Up
—CHRIS ROCK
Girl Power
—SALLY FIELD
Martha Can Do Her Show from Prison
—DENIS LEARY
I'm with P. Diddy
It would help me get into all the really swanky clubs.
—CEDRIC THE ENTERTAINER
I Am
—BRANDY
I'm a Woman. I'm Invincible. I'm Tired.
—HOLLY ROBINSON PEETE
Everything Happens for a Reason
—SHANNON ELIZABETH
I Am the Author of The Only Dictionary That Defines Me
—STAR JONES
Tastes Like Chicken
—TREY ANASTASIO(Phish)
Skateboarding Is Not a Crime
My son is a skateboarder, and the police chase him all over in New York.
—CONNIE NIELSEN
Rock On
—JENNA ELFMAN
There Is a Face Above These!
No, my T-shirt would say, The Magic Is Inside You. There Ain't No Crystal Ball.
—DOLLY PARTON
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