It's a good thing that Jessica Simpson
has entered the world of reality television with Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
, her new MTV show with husband Nick Lachey
. She may need a backup career after this, her dismal third disc. With stale songs and warmed-over production, Simpson, 23, tries to make a meal out of what sounds like Britney Spears
's leftovers from three years ago. On the soft-porn single "Sweetest Sin," the singer, who once pledged to remain a virgin until marriage, attempts to shed her goody-goody teen-pop image à la Spears's "I'm a Slave 4 U." But it's these lyrics that truly are a sin: "It would feel so good to be so bad." On the country-inflected title tune, one of nine songs that Simpson cowrote, she addresses the same self-image issues that Christina Aguilera
already covered much better on "Beautiful."
BOTTOM LINE: Been there, heard that