CELEB-ITAPHS
Getting grave for Halloween, stars tell us what their headstones should say
"DRINK UP, ON ME." AND MY TOMBSTONE WOULD HAVE A TAP AND A KEG COMING OUT OF IT.
—CARSON DALY
"PLEASE, PLEASE MAKE SURE I'M DEAD."
—JOAN RIVERS
"HE WAS KINDA FUNNY."
—CHRIS ROCK
"NO OSCARS, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE A GAME NAMED AFTER ME."
—KEVIN BACON
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK."
—AMBER TAMBLYN
"YOUR PRETTY FACE IS GOING TO HELL."
—JOHNNY KNOXVILLE
"THE GIRL WHO TAUGHT JANET JACKSON THE SNAKE."
—PAULA ABDUL
I READ THIS SOMEWHERE: "WHEN I DIE, I DONT WANT MY BODY TO BE PERFECT, I WANT IT TO LOOK LIKE I SLID INTO THE GRAVE SHOUTING, WHAT A RIDE!"
—ANTHONY LAPAGLIA
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