12/26/2005 at 01:00 AM EST
What happened this year? Things we thought we'd never see: Historic New Orleans ruined in the wake of Katrina; the breakup of Hollywood's charmed couple Brad and Jen; self-controlled Tom Cruise
leaping for joy on national TV; and finally, after more than 30 years, the identity of Deep Throat. When we stop to think about it, what didn't happen?