Best Worst Dressed

Pleased to Meet You

UPDATED 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT • Originally published 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT

SAMAIRE ARMSTRONG
"Hello. You want smoking or nonsmoking?"

PINK
"Haven't we met before? In a meadow? You helped me look for my day-glo sheep."

BRITTANY SNOW
"It's so good to get out of that jewelry box."

KASSIE DEPAIVA
"I'd love for you to meet my two school children, but they're shy."

JANICE DICKINSON
"I must apologize for my tardiness. I was torn between two gowns."