Best Worst Dressed

Toys Are Us

UPDATED 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT • Originally published 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT

G.I. JOE
Sean Paul
Oops! He missed the fashion briefing.

SILLY GOLF
Missy Elliott
Tiger Wouldn't.

GUMBY
Juliette Lewis
Twist these things too much and they stay that way.

TIN SOLDIER
Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas
Aren't you guys supposed to wait until the rest of us are asleep?

THE PORCELAIN DOLL
Björk
There she was... face down in the glitter glue pot.

CAPTAIN AMERICA
Tilda Swinton
Would that invisibility were one of her superpowers.

RAGGEDY ANDY
Eric Balfour
Metrosexual? It's not like all that grooming stuff helped Ken.

THE VELVETEEN RABBIT
Christina Aguilera
Pat the bunny—at your own risk.