Best Worst Dressed

The Doctor Will See You Now

UPDATED 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT • Originally published 09/20/2004 at 01:00 AM EDT

CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Sorry, Ms.Aguilera, that's not what the physician meant by an open MRI.

SCARLETT JOHANSSON
We have to charge more, f but most patients prefer our new mammo-glam gowns.

NATASHA LYONNE
Your knee, really? The radiologist says you're down for chest X-rays.

LIL'KIM
Not to worry, Ms. Kim. It's a very short exam—but it tells us a lot.

CHLOE SEVIGNY
No one's ever asked before, but I don't see why you can't take that home.