Serena Williams
GREATER NETHAWK
Plumage: Lavish contour feathers; striking coloration
Habitat: Airy aeries
Iman
BIG-BARBED FINCH
Plumage: Elongated head feathers with severe trailing edges
Habitat: Nests in TV satellite dishes
Margaret Cho
LAUGHING PEAHEN
Plumage: Vivid coloration often marred by premature molting
Habitat: Masquerade balls; ornithologists' stag parties
Sharon Stone
CRESTED GROUSE
Plumage: Numerous speckled semiplumes and powder feathers 1
Habitat: Swiss wall clocks; scratching posts
Heidi Klum
ROSY KLUMINGO
Plumage: Soft pink down, often excessive (varietal: bright yellow; see Big Bird)
Habitat: Vegas revues; duvet factories
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