TRUDIE STYLER
In my country, I get paid in beads.
BRANDY
As queen, I put our gold reserves to good use—I had this dress made.
UMA THURMAN
Meine name ist Heidi. This is me at last year's Yodelpalooza.
MICHELLE RODRIGUEZ
Planning errors led to surpluses in (a) muskrats and (b) oversize aprons.
LAURENCE FISHBURNE
Where I live, the manliest men wear their loincloths on the left.
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