In My Foreign Land...
In my country, I get paid in beads.
As queen, I put our gold reserves to good use—I had this dress made.
Meine name ist Heidi. This is me at last year's Yodelpalooza.
Planning errors led to surpluses in (a) muskrats and (b) oversize aprons.
Where I live, the manliest men wear their loincloths on the left.