Picks and Pans Review: The Perfect Score

updated 02/09/2004 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 02/09/2004 AT 01:00 AM EST


Scarlett Johansson, Chris Evans


Please mark your answers clearly with a No. 2 pencil. You may begin...now.
1)If you were reviewing this heist caper about high school seniors trying to steal SAT answers from the test service's headquarters, you would describe it as:
A)a brilliant satire on the desperation of the American dream
B)a mediocre bit of nothing pandering to the youth market
C)way cool-head of its class!
D)worthy of a sequel about the LSATs
2)Johansson's askew rosebud of a mouth is to a camera as honey is to
A)bees B)Bee Gees C)Beyoncé
3)The most annoying thing about the movie is:
A)Leonardo Nam playing his role, a bong-hitting underachiever, exactly as if he were Jack Black
B)Evans, who as the leader of the gang remains a complete blank
C)the wuss-out ending
D)all of the above

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