Picks and Pans Review: Inside Story
updated 08/02/2004 AT 01:00 AM EDT
•originally published 08/02/2004 AT 01:00 AM EDT
By Joseph Pistone
Missing Tony Soprano this summer? In a new guide to Mob style and manners, former FBI undercover agent Joseph Pistone, who spent six years posing as mafioso Donnie Brasco, explains how to pass as a made man.
DON'T DRESS TO KILL "Most wiseguys are pretty neat as far as dress, but they don't wear $3,000 suits every day," Pistone tells PEOPLE. "You shouldn't overdress. Not a lot of jewelry and flash. Just fit in."
TREAT THE LADIES WELL "They're very respectful of women. I've never heard a wiseguy use language in front of their wives or kids as they do on The Sopranos."
GET A PET "A lot of them are pigeon fanciers. They raise racing pigeons. It's easy. [They keep] the coops up on top of their apartments."
CARBS ARE COOL "I have known guys who, immediately after whacking someone, had a big pasta dinner," Pistone writes. "To wiseguys, murder is just another bit of business...why let it spoil your appetite?"