"This ain't the Huxtables," Snoop Dogg raps in his new reality show. In fact, it's hard to tell Father Hood apart from any old family sitcom. Dogg plays soccer with his three kids, tries to get his cholesterol down, vacuums to chill out and scores a cameo from David Beckham. What makes the experience a little odd is that Dogg is so laconic and deadpan: He floats through his hectic household like a benign poltergeist. You miss Ozzy Osbourne's pep and bounce.