TOM'S TEST
REALITY
To review the new hit show, I hooked myself to a lie detector. As you can see from the results below, I tried to fool it—and I failed.
• IS THIS BEST SHOW EVER?
Yes, yes, yes! Did I say yes? Yes!
That answer is ... FALSE.
• WOULD YOU AGREE THAT, FOR A SHOW MEANT TO BE NAIL-BITINGLY TENSE, THE HOUR IS KIND OF DRAGGY?
No! Time takes wing like a starling!
That answer is ... FALSE, and possibly sarcastic.
• LOOK, WOULD YOU BE HAPPIER WATCHING THE PRICE IS RIGHT INSTEAD?
Yes. I refuse to be caught up in Moment's gimmicky sensationalism.
That answer is ... BALONEY.
