Bardem (in Prada) called his character's pageboy "one of the most horrible haircuts in history."
The Best Actor nominee arrived in a relatively toned-down Giorgio Armani tux—without his signature pile of accessories.
The Best Actor winner donned a midnight blue Paul Smith tux—and casual shoes—to pick up Oscar No. 2.
"It takes him about five minutes [to get ready]," says wife Heidi Klum of the Dior clad singer. "He just showers and that's it."
Though "a whole crew showed up" to beautify girlfriend Sarah Larson, the Best Actor nominee (in Giorgio Armani) laughed, "I took like 15 minutes—I'm a guy!"