"When you die, will the people closest to you remember you? Like will I say, 'Dad, it's me!' I want to know for sure that we'll be reunited."
—KIM KARDASHIAN
"When am I going to get married?"
—CHERYL BURKE
"Is there a place called Atlantis at the bottom of the ocean?"
—DANE COOK
"This year's election. I am dying to find out who."
—SHOHREH AGHDASHLOO
"Am I going to die a slow and painful death—or in my sleep?"
—RICKY GERVAIS
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