Picks and Pans Review: Paris Hilton's Off-Key Opera

updated 11/17/2008 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 11/17/2008 AT 01:00 AM EST

Just as TV shows resort to stunt casting with big-name guests during sweeps, so Paris Hilton (below) is supposed to goose the overblown Repo! The Genetic Opera. A gory, would-be cult musical about an evil corporation that repossesses transplanted organs from still-alive recipients, this warped campfest mistakenly fancies itself the next Rocky Horror Picture Show. And Paris? Her acting is sub-Madonna.

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