11/17/2008 at 01:00 AM EST
"The four slices of pizza I ate about a week ago. It was just bad news."
"Texting while driving. People are getting in accidents!"
"I went onstage and was the rudest, most obnoxious version of myself. Women came up to me after and said, 'Don't ever say those things again. That was horrible!'"
"Probably a lot of things. There are too many to explore."
"This year's been so amazing, there's nothing we want to take back!"