Picks and Pans Review: They Said It on Late Night

updated 12/29/2008 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 12/29/2008 AT 01:00 AM EST

"We're going to be doing a new show in the fall. We'll start at 10 p.m.—right after the last hour of the Today show." JAY LENO

"Last night, Cloris Leachman ... was voted off Dancing with the Stars. Well, that makes Madonna the oldest dancer in show business." DAVID LETTERMAN

"Starbucks' profits are down so much that in the last few months they've had to close over 200 stores. And that's just on one block." CONAN O'BRIEN

"Apparently because of arguments over their political stances, The View's Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Joy Behar are no longer speaking. Two down, three to go." CRAIG FERGUSON

From Our Partners