Picks and Pans Review: The Girls of Hedsor Hall

updated 02/16/2009 AT 01:00 AM EST

originally published 02/16/2009 AT 01:00 AM EST

MTV, Feb. 9, 9 p.m. ET |

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Twelve pathetic examples of young American womanhood—proud, partying maniacs—are sent to Britain to be turned into prim, proper ladies. One of them is awarded $100,000 at the end, which I suppose will be a sweet drop of redemption. The premiere is mostly just sad, as the girls are berated and shamed by their tutors, including former Miss USA Tara Conner and a woman who looks like a shorter Camilla Parker Bowles.

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