John Mayer and Kristin Cavallari
Tsuni/Gamma; Byron Purvis/AdMedia
09/10/2009 AT 12:40 PM EDT
Ignore the rampant rumors that John Mayer
has had a secret on-again, off-again affair with Kristin Cavallari for the last two years – they're all false, the musician said in a series of Twitter posts Wednesday.
"I'm sure she's a wonderful gal but we have never tasted the Skittles Rainbow together," Mayer, no stranger to romance rumors
Then, just in case readers didn't get what he was saying, he added: "My Milli has never slam danced with her Vanilli" and "I have never Bensoned her Hedges, nor have I attempted to Bartle her James."
For her part, the new star of The Hills
has long said she's single and not looking for a boyfriend
– Michael Y. Park