The former The Hills star, best-selling author, fashion designer and spokesperson spent her week launching a second clothing line and finalizing a deal to convert her semi-autobiographical novel L.A Candy into a feature film.
"I think my acting is offensive!" Conrad, 23, tells PEOPLE in response to a question of whether she'd consider playing the movie version of Jane Roberts, the heroine of her novel. "I'm an awful actor, I'm not super comfortable with it. In fact I was just trying to do lines … and they'll tell you, I cannot memorize lines."
Conrad, appearing in West Hollywood for an event sponsored by Kohl's Department Store to launch her LC Lauren Conrad label, will partner with Temple Hill Entertainment (the group behind the Twilight franchise) in bringing L.A. Candy to the big screen, and though she has no designs on playing the lead, rest assured that the stunning multi-tasker will be even more hands-on than Brody Jenner at a Playboy party.
"If you're putting your name on something," Conrad tells PEOPLE about the film project, "it's really important to be a part of it, or else people will just do whatever they want with it, and then it's not really you, and it won't be true. I'm planning on being a part of it from start to finish."
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