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By Leah Rozen, OLIVER JONES, JEREMY PAUL GORDON

UPDATED 11/02/2009 at 01:00 AM EST • Originally published 11/02/2009 at 01:00 AM EST

>CIRQUE DU FREAK: THE VAMPIRE'S ASSISTANT

Based on a popular teen book series, this dull fantasy saga about a war between vampires (including John C. Reilly, below left) is D.O.A. (PG-13)

    

ANTICHRIST

Danish bad-boy director Lars Von Trier has made an arty horror film, full of talk and sexual mutilation, adding up to naught. (Not rated)