Okay, he hasn't exactly made that his Craigslist posting, but Brad Pitt did make it clear that he was searching for a new hog after his little spill in L.A. on Oct. 25 – something he blames on the ever-present lensmen who hound him.
"I had a little mishap," he said at an Inglourious Basterds event in Tokyo on Wednesday. "No injuries, except my ego. I was trying to get away from some paparazzi and instead gave them a good story.
"It was my favorite bike, so that is really sad," he added.
But he counted it as a lucky thing that he happened to be in one of the best-known motorcycle-building nations of the world.
"I will definitely be looking at motorcycles," he said. "You've got some of the best builders right here."