Going Rogue Vs. New Moon

Update Monday December 14, 2009 01:00 AM EST Originally posted Monday December 14, 2009 01:00 AM EST

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SARAH PALIN'S SAGA

Pacific Northwest Clan

THE PALINS

Republicans from Wasilla, Alaska

Wolves?

THEY'RE SHOT

"[In Alaska] we had to control predators, such as wolves."

?Sarah Palin

Old Guys in Control

McCAIN CAMPAIGN

"Whoever 'headquarters' was, they were firmly in charge. And ... weren't going to let me speak my heart and mind."

?Sarah Palin

There's a Doll Too!

PALIN IN PLAID

One of several models by herobuilders.com, the "schoolgirl" Palin sells for $35.95.

Abstinence Gone Awry

BRISTOL & LEVI

"We were not giddy-happy that our unwed teenage daughter was pregnant."

?Sarah Palin

Shirtless Rival

LEVI JOHNSTON

When not talking about her in the press, Palin's almost-son-in-law took it almost all off for a Playgirl shoot.

Parting Words

PLAYGIRL.com

THE TWILIGHT SAGA

THE CULLENS

Vampires from Forks, Wash.

THEY'RE HOT

When not in lupine form, the Quileute tribe of La Push, Wash., is ripped.

THE VOLTURI

More than 3,000 years old, "you don't irritate [them]. Not unless you want to die," says Edward of the ruling vampire council.

MATCHED SET

Twilight-themed figures are $24.95 each at barbiecollector.com.

LOVE BITES!

"Edward had drawn many ... lines for our physical relationship ... the intent being to keep me alive."

?Bella

JACOB BLACK

When not hunting vampires or pining for Bella, the young werewolf spends a lot of screen time in precious little clothing.