"This is by far the funniest story I've ever read," the reality star, 29, writes on her blog about a tabloid report claiming she "made first class as odiferous as a Mexican bean factory" by unwrapping and chomping on a "giant burrito" during a recent flight.
Kardashian, who says she "absolutely hates burritos," writes that the report about her apologizing to the other passengers after they had to crank the "air ducts on full blast" never happened "and these quotes made me laugh so much ... This is just hysterical!"
Though she's thankful for the good laugh, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star wants to know how such a story even got printed.
"It baffles me that someone actually came up with this, quotes and all," she says.
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