Picks and Pans Review
updated 08/23/2010 AT 01:00 AM EDT
•originally published 08/23/2010 AT 01:00 AM EDT
WHAT'S YOUR STRANGEST AUTOGRAPH EXPERIENCE?
During my hometown visit on [American Idol], someone asked me to sign their baby. She held the baby up, lifted his shirt, and the baby was crying. He had to have been 6 months old. I told her no. It was disturbing, actually.
I've autographed a half-full box of baby wipes. I'm like, "I guess, I dunno." Then I signed it.
I was asked to autograph someone's arm, then they went and got a tattoo of it. Whilst I was signing I'm thinking, "I hope I don't disappoint you later, because then you'll be really [ticked] off that you have my name scrawled across your arm!"
I signed someone's overgrown Adidas sneaker [in homage to the Run-DMC hit 'My Adidas'].
GABE SAPORTA (COBRA STARSHIP)
I felt guilty, but someone had me ruin their car by signing it really big on the side. It was a Ford Cobra.
I was in the bathroom coming out of the stall, and they gave me a pen and a napkin to sign, so I did.