They're back! The ladies of Wisteria Lane returned to TV Sunday night and so did the drama.
Lynette is expecting twins but felt no motherly love for her babies on the way.
Gaby dealt with her teen terror niece, who liked to dress skimpy and sneak out to go clubbing downtown.
Bree's affair with her divorce attorney
Karl was about to go to the next level, but the housewife had a list of details (hotel room, clean sheets) that she required for their first time to be special. The new family on the block, led by
Angie (played by
Drea de Mateo) who has some disturbing scaring on her back, had something to hide. The blushing bride under the veil turned out to be
Susan, who tied the knot with
Mike and made a public apology to
Katherine at the church. But Katherine donned a wedding dress too -- Susan's -- while making a bubbling batch of bright red tomato sauce. The premiere episode ended with a kicker as Susan's daughter
Julie was attacked. But whodunit?
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