04/07/2008 at 12:00 AM EDT
• William Shatner
's Boston Legal
character will run for president
in new episodes, the actor reveals. His running mate: Leonard Nimoy
• American Idol
judge Simon Cowell
says that he's no longer bored
of his show. "It's a long run during auditions," he says. "That's the time that you're most miserable." Thousands of belittled contestants have just nodded in agreement.
• Elizabeth Keener
of Showtime's The L Word
will play a lesbian FBI agent
in a drama series for gay network here! Her first assignment? Finding out what the 'L' stands for.
• NBC's medical sitcom Scrubs
will air six new episodes
of season seven this year before making the move to ABC, where it will get an additional 16 episodes. Finally we get to see how JD and Turk's "guy love" plays out.
• Samantha Who? returns
to ABC tonight. Try and remember to watch it.