03/31/2008 at 12:00 AM EDT
• Saturday Night Live
has reportedly turned down Ashlee Simpson
for another appearance because producers thought she was "a pain." Look for next week's episode with host Joe Simpson
and musical guest Fall Out Boy
. (We kid, we kid! It's Christopher Walken and Panic at the Disco.)
• Miley Cyrus won
two Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards on Saturday – one for favorite female singer and one for favorite TV actress. "She'd be nothing without me," sniffed a bitter Hannah Montana.
• Team Meeps
has been created to celebrate – like The Bachelor
suffer from chronic high-pitched hiccups. This is different from Team Peeps: who are addicted to the sugary marshmallow chicks.
actor Ian McShane will star
as an "Old Testament-era monarch" in the new NBC drama Kings. Better start studying those ancient Hebrew swear words!
• Heather Mills
will be a celebrity judge
for the Miss USA pageant April 11th. Everyone else will continue to judge Mills, just for the fun of it.