• The Hills returns
March 24! This season, Lauren and Whitney travel to Paris. Hmm ... How do you say "staged" in French?
• HBO's new miniseries John Adams
promises to be a brutal, historical, dirty retelling of the life of the second President of the United States. And that's "dirty," as in they wore filthy clothing -- not as in the dirty bodice-ripping of The Tudors
• American Idol
's Carly Smithson
is defending her right
to be on the show, even though she was previously signed to a major label -- when she was 15. Also, she's been banned from appearing on Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?
, since she attended elementary school.
• Good Morning America
host Chris Cuomo jumped off the roof
of an Atlantic City casino -- with a stunt coordinator and safety cables -- to conquer his fear of heights. The production assistant promptly admitted his fear of Atlantic City's exotic dancers and asked if he could go confront those fears.
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