Snooki has a date!
On Thursday's episode of Jersey Shore, Nicole Polizzi and a new guy, Jeff, decide go up on the Seaside Heights, N.J., Skyride.
Romantic, right? While they're cruising above the beach and the boardwalk, they decide to spread the love, shouting at an older couple to "make out!"
Taking her own advice, Snooki leans in to smooch her date and discovers, "You have a tongue ring?"
"You didn't know that?" he replies. "How did you not feel that the whole night?"
"How could I miss a tongue ring?" Snooki says. "I must have been f––ing wasted."
From there, the conversation turns to whether or not they should take a dip.
"I hate the ocean," Snooki says. "It's all whale sperm ... Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty, from the f––ing whale sperm."
Jersey Shore airs Thursday (10 p.m. ET) on MTV.