Is he in on the joke?
has been firing off zingers in countless interviews, and now the beleaguered star
has added some winning lines to his much-quoted repertoire
in a funny new video for FunnyorDie.com.
In it, Sheen sports a tiger-striped chef's hat (tiger blood
reference, anyone?) and a lit cigarette, and shares what he calls his "winning recipes."
"Face it, I am living the life of a rock star Vatican assassin," he says. "And if you eat like me, you can be like me. If you aren't thinking about what you're putting in your body, plan better."
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