LAST TIME I CRIED
When I was watching footage of the situation in Egypt. Oh, wait-I'm sorry-it was actually when Sammi Sweetheart decided to leave the Jersey Shore house.
I had Frank Gehry design my fingerprints.
LAST CELEB I CHATTED WITH
Frank Sinatra, through the use of a Ouija board. He asked me to leave him alone.
I've had several throughout my life, but Suds has stood the test of time. Most assume it's an abbreviation of my last name, but it actually refers to my nine daily bubble baths.
HIGH SCHOOL CROWD
I bounced back and forth between my basketball teammates and the students in my speech and debate class. None of them knew I was actually a 27-year-old narcotics officer at the time. I'm proud of that.
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