If you think Len Goodman, Bruno Tonioli and Carrie Ann Inaba are tough, get a load of George Lopez.
The talk show host had a field day with the season 12 premiere of Dancing with the Stars, making some brutal comments about the show's famous contestants.
Of Monday night's leader, Ralph Macchio, Lopez said, "He cut a mean rug, then took the rug that he cut and glued it to his head."
Lopez also joked that reality star Kendra Wilkinson, who's appeared in Playboy, "pictured the audience picturing her naked" to calm her nerves.
He twice suggested that Wendy Williams is a man and then compared Kirstie Alley to a pig.
"She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away," Lopez said. "Before the show, she went to the market, and then she had roast beef and this is her going all the way home." The show then cut to a pig screaming "wee" in Geico's "Little Piggy" ad.
Alley didn't respond directly to Lopez's comments but when one of her Twitter followers posted that "George Lopez is the REAL PIG," the actress Tweeted, "lol...a drunk pig...hehe."