05/16/2011 at 01:00 AM EDT
In a presidential campaign, the veep choice is key. Why not a star from this entertaining season of NBC's Celebrity Apprentice?
Even though Trump fired Busey, the actor has formally endorsed his ex-boss's political dream. What a testament to Busey's character! And dressed up in bunting, he'd be a wonderful Uncle Sam.
She should not have been fired-it was NeNe Leakes and Star Jones's doing! Yet she behaved with such firm, quiet dignity. Gravitas, it's called. And she's done posing with snakes, right?
For one thing, a country star will help carry the all-important South and Southwest. And in a world rife with crises, it'd be reassuring to know there's one man who knows to hold on to his hat.