Kim Kardashian vs. Kris Humphries: Whose Behavior Was Worse?
11/28/2011 AT 03:30 PM EST
Among the lowlights ...
Before they left, for New York, Kris said, "You're my wife now ... It's going to take a lot to get rid of me." Then he scooped her up and said, "God, you ate a lot of wedding cake."
Once they were settled into their New York apartment, Kris admits to intentionally leaving clothes around just to annoy Kim, who's a known neat freak.
Despite Kris's need to work out and keep up his basketball skills, Kim insisted on having him accompany her to a party, where she pressured him to walk the press line, pose for pictures on the red carpet and cut the cake. "You care about that. I don't give a f–––," Kris says.
When Kris discovered Kim and Kourtney did naked yoga with a male instructor, he got upset and they had a big fight in front of her friends. "How rude is it that there's a naked guy in my house when I walk home?" Kris shouted. Kim's response: "Kris, you don't treat people like that. I don't care how uncomfortable you are," she said. "You're so immature I can't take it."
In the end, Kris decided to leave and go to Minnesota to train. "I just can't get done what I need to get done in New York," he said, citing the cramped living situation and their other issues.
"We're gonna live separate?" she asks, "like a long-distance marriage?"