03/07/2012 at 03:00 PM EST
Look out Bachelor
Ben, Ellen DeGeneres
is coming after your prospects.
In a funny new video, the talk show host inserts herself – digitally – into all the drama, spoofing the confrontational Women Tell All
special that puts DeGeneres in the hot seat much like the controversial Courtney Robertson
was in real life.
In the doctored clip, filmed with a green screen, the comedian, sporting sparkling earrings and an equally glittering structured jacket, teases that she's not there to find love with Flajnik. "I really did come here to make friends," she says. "I was not here for Ben. I mean, let's face it, I was here for the girls."
But what about her wife Portia de Rossi
"Portia's a little upset because she thought I was going to be on the Amazing Race
," DeGeneres deadpans.
And the (hilarious) drama just continues from there – as DeGeneres spars with the other women amid allegations of name-calling and worse. Watch the clip and see!