Instead, Beckham, who turned 38 on Tuesday, enjoyed a heaping helping of fruit on her big day.
"Birthday lunch!!! such a lovely day!!!!" she Tweeted with a photo of a plate of berries and citrus.
She was also in sweet company for her celebration, spending time with her sons Brooklyn, 13, Romeo, 9, and Cruz, 7, and her 9-month-old baby girl.
"Having a lovely day with my boys and baby Harper!!" she Tweeted along with a photo of a fabulous party room, complete with balloons, flowers and a "happy birthday" banner.
Did dad David Beckham help out with the decorations?
Courtesy Victoria Beckham