05/02/2012 at 07:00 AM EDT
Since splitting from Demi Moore
last November, Ashton Kutcher
has been no stranger
to the dating game – and now he's taking his quest for new love viral.
In a Popchips commercial that spoofs video dating ads, Kutcher, 34, appears as a number of characters looking for romance around the globe, in addition to playing himself.
The eligible bachelors include Darl, a flamboyant Karl Lagerfeld lookalike whose tiny dog keeps kosher; Nigel, a dread-locked British stoner; Raj, a Bollywood producer with a crush on Kim Kardashian
; and Swordfish, a laid back, tattooed Southerner.
And though he's recently been linked
to his former That '70s Show
costar Mila Kunis
, Kutcher also throws his own name onto the list of singles.
Described as "Ashton, 34" in his segment at the end of the video, Kutcher deadpans: "Your waiting room is a like a freak show. Are we all in the same category?"