Britney Spears's Dog Says the Craziest Things ... on Twitter
updated 12/13/2012 AT 04:00 PM EST
•originally published 12/13/2012 AT 03:00 PM EST
But it's clear who is the real b––h of the Spears household: her female dog, Hannah. (What does fiancé Jason Trawick think?)
Like mom, the 8-week-old Yorkshire terrier is not one to sugarcoat – at least, judging by her Twitter account, which already has a following of more than 27,000 fans (and counting!).
From the fur-ocious to the doggone funny, here's the pick of the litter from Hannah's Twitter.