From left: Prince Harry, Britney Spears and Kristen Wiig
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05/12/2013 at 08:30 PM EDT
If you were too busy showering your mom with roses, chocolate, long-form poetry or however else you celebrated Mother's Day
, we'll understand if you didn't keep up with the Kardashians this weekend.
Not to worry. We did.
5. Honoring the Women Who Raised Us in Our Living Rooms
Generation after generation, we've come of age with guidance from plenty of strong, inspiring women. And this time we're not talking about our moms (or our cats). We asked you to tell us about your favorite TV moms, and then we ranked your answers. From Modern Family
's Gloria to the late, great Lucille Ball, see who made the cut – and who took home the top spot.
(And the winner is …)
4. What Mother's Day Is Actually All About
We know that if we looked through your family photo album right here, right now, we'd be ooh-ing and ahhh-ing over every single picture of you in some form of denim jumper with some form of food on your face. But we're just not sure if there's anything cuter than this mama orangutan snuggling her newborn at the ABQ BioPark Zoo in Albuquerque, N.M. And, yes, we are well aware just how adorable babies in overalls with pudding on their faces look.
(The cutest thing you'll see today)
3. We'll Have Whatever Britney's Having
If you're seen Britney Spears
's Shape magazine cover
, you know: The singer looks better than ever, or, as the fitness glossy loudly proclaims, she's "31, firm & fabulous." Yeah, we're going to take spin class more seriously now, too. Still, when Spears traded in her bikini for a considerably more modest LBD at Saturday's 102.7 KIIS-FM's Wango Tango music fest in Carson, Calif., she looked just as sexy.
(See ya at the gym?)
2. Kristen Wiig, Will You Be Our Friend?
Hey, girl, we saw you on Saturday Night Live
this weekend in your triumphant return to Studio 8H that was 11 months and 30 days overdue, to be precise. Just so you know, we'd be happy to bust some Dooneese dance moves with you at the club, or just kick back at Target until we find some customers stocking up on greeting cards to harass. Let us know what you think.
(Thanks for your consideration)
1. It's Actually Impossible for Prince Harry to Overstay His WelcomeAfter hitting
Capitol Hill, Prince Harry
continued his U.S. takeover
with weekend stops in Colorado for the Warrior Games, a sporting event for wounded service members and veterans. Here's our two cents. One: He's got some major game (just watch him try his hand at sitting volleyball!). Two: Prince Harry, if you suddenly need somewhere to crash before you head home, we're more than happy to provide a bed to sleep on.
(All over the map with Harry!)