Jay-Z Breaks Twitter and More of the Most Important Things on the Internet
07/14/2013 AT 07:55 AM EDT
Read on to see what the Internet had to offer this week.
Jay-Z Answered Fan Questions on Twitter, Nearly Crashing the Social Network
He has 99 problems and adequate bandwidth is one.
Justin Bieber Peed in a Janitor's Mop Bucket and Insulted Bill Clinton
Still not as offensive as his pants.
The Despicable Me Minions Joined Twitter
The babbling, often one-eyed little yellow creatures are so popular on Twitter, Amanda Bynes has already called them ugly.
Yelp Rolls Out Heat Maps That Pinpoint Areas of High Hipster Activity
"These maps were better when they were in Beta," said a bearded Brooklynite dressed like a cartographer from 1880
Game of Thrones Star Jack Gleeson Kissed a Puppy, Continuing to Prove that Joffrey Is Just a Role
The only way this could be cuter is if Jack were dressed up as a baby otter.