07/14/2013 AT 07:55 AM EDT
The Internet said "Hola, Hovito" this week, when Jay-Z popped on Twitter for an impromptu question-and-answer session with fans. And while Jigga was shooting off 140 characters of wisdom, Justin Bieber
was ruining a janitor's day, Game of Thrones
actor Jack Gleeson proved that he really isn't anything like his insufferable, face-punchable character Joffrey and even more happened online.
Read on to see what the Internet had to offer this week.
Jay-Z Answered Fan Questions on Twitter, Nearly Crashing the Social Network
He has 99 problems and adequate bandwidth is one.
Justin Bieber Peed in a Janitor's Mop Bucket and Insulted Bill Clinton
Still not as offensive as his pants.
The Despicable Me Minions Joined Twitter
The babbling, often one-eyed little yellow creatures are so popular on Twitter, Amanda Bynes
has already called them ugly.
Yelp Rolls Out Heat Maps That Pinpoint Areas of High Hipster Activity
"These maps were better when they were in Beta," said a bearded Brooklynite dressed like a cartographer from 1880 Game of Thrones Star Jack Gleeson Kissed a Puppy, Continuing to Prove that Joffrey Is Just a Role
The only way this could be cuter is if Jack were dressed up as a baby otter.