From left: Miley Cyrus, Olivier Martinez & Halle Berry and Heidi Klum
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10/07/2013 AT 07:10 AM EDT
If you were hoping to find out how the National Zoo pandas spent their Saturday, well, we have no idea
We can, however, tell you who welcomed a new addition, who rocked the sweetest accessory and who didn't twerk on national television this weekend:
5. Kanye West, You're Making Us Giddy
It's not every weekend you hear us using words like "Kanye
" and "sweet" in the same sentence, but then we spotted the new dad wearing a necklace bearing his 3-month-old daughter Nori's
name. Naturally, girlfriend Kim Kardashian
snagged a matching accessory of her own.
See the new dad's swag.
4. Heidi Klum: Best Babysitter Ever!
Back in the day, we were just lucky if our babysitters told us a bedtime story (right?!), but Klum
is raising the bar for teenagers everywhere trying to make an extra buck. While presenting her Babies"R"Us holiday line Saturday in N.Y.C., she befriended an armful of pint-sized pals, whose faces all collectively asked, "Mom, when can we hang out with Heidi again?"
Wouldn't you hire her?
3. Is Prince Harry Thinking About His Royal Wedding?
Well, this just put a damper on our plans to ask Prince Harry
to marry us: While greeting well-wishers in Sydney, Australia, where he was in town for the International Fleet Review, the royal dodged a question about his plans to tie the knot. If girlfriend Cressida Bonas
needs a more concrete answer, though, we just want Harry to know that we think he's worth the wait.
See what he changed the subject to.
2. So What Didn't Miley Do This Weekend
Guys, we need you to sit down for this one: When Cyrus
took the Saturday Night Live
stage, where she showed off both her hosting and musical chops, the twerk-a-holic didn't bust out any of her signature dance moves. Instead, she got into character as an oversexed version of Congresswoman Michele Bachmann, parodied her recent wardrobe choices and powered through her emotional anthem, "Wrecking Ball," with her clothes on. We repeat: clothes on
. We'll give you a moment to process this information.
See it to believe it.
1. Why Halle's Very, Berry Happy
Congratulations are in order for Berry
and husband Olivier Martinez, who welcomed a baby boy on Saturday. It's the second child for the Oscar winner, who's already mom to 5½-year-old Nahla. "Olivier hasn't left Halle's side," a source at the hospital tells PEOPLE.
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