And then there's Brody Ryan.
After begging model Piper Kennedy for her number in Starbucks, "Singer/Song Writer/Designer/Photographer/Producer" (according to his Twitter, @sirBRODAG) Brody Ryan sent her the below awkward video where he's smiling and sort of massaging his face (to Drake's "Hold On, We're Going Home").
Kennedy sent it to friends who posted it on the Internet, and #StarbucksDrakeHands was born, with copycats (and actual cats) imitating his creepy, face-touching video. Scroll down for more randomness from this week:
StarbucksDrakeHands Became a Thing
Even Larry King's got his eye on you.
Get your fill at the Instagram account dedicated to this meme: StarbucksDrakeHands.
Scarlett Johansson Fell Down – and Got Photoshopped into Everything
Her "falling-down face" is very Blue Steel.
DJ Robin Skouteris Mashed Up Miley Cyrus's "Wrecking Ball" with Sinead O'Connor's "Nothing Compares 2 U"
Now maybe they should mash her up with some pants, amirite?
Miley Cyrus Vs Sinead O'Connor - Nothing Compares To Wrecking Ball (Robin Skouteris Mix) from Robin Skouteris on Imitiate Crawling Baby
Further proof that our pets are laughing at us.