Plus: male model-turned-actor Jamie Dornan is the new Christian Grey and he's really, really ridiculously good looking. Read on for the best of the most random stuff online this week.
Lady Gaga Had a Twitter Rant
The singer sounded off on rumors that she has a penis, her supposed rivalry with Katy Perry and more.
Katie Holmes Joined Twitter
And apparently loves exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
So happy to be on twitter!!!!!! Sending first tweets from South Africa!!!!!— Katie Holmes (@KatieHolmes212) October 25, 2013
Guy Gets into a Slap Fight with Jason Momoa – a.k.a., Khal Drogo from Game of Thrones
So, this guy has a death wish.
Jamie Dornan Lands Role as Christian Grey
And he's kind of funny on Twitter.
Those people who hold and talk into their phones like they're talking into a walkie-talkie are really holding us back as a species.— Jamie Dornan (@JamieDornan1) September 17, 2013
Champagne tastes like poo flavoured sand....... Although I've never tried the latter— Jamie Dornan (@JamieDornan1) August 20, 2013
Also, Lena Dunham knew that he was awesome back in the day, so good job, Lena.
@JamieDornan1 I am in complete awe of what you've done, quite frankly. I have way more questions and compliments than twitter will allow.— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) August 16, 2013
Keanu Reeves Did a Reddit AMA
And was charming as hell, writing that "It's always nice to say hi to folks" (re: fan interaction) and that Gary Busy ate all the meatball subs from Point Break. He also addressed the infamous "Sad Keanu" photo, saying, "I think that a picture can tell a thousand words, and none of them can be right. Or true. I'm absolutely a very happy person."